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Posted 5 months ago with 51077 notes

kaijuno:

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Got a new favorite spam email

I may know of the cause of this incredibly sized prostate.

Tagged: #beepus moment,
Posted 5 months ago with 1 note

I don’t get why we don’t see the plurality of socialism these days. Like back in the 1850s you had Blanquists, Proudhonists, Marxists, Bankuninists, etc. Now all I really see these days is Marxists.

I guess it does help somewhat for unity, but like.. the left still isn’t united in any way. And I mean I get the different principled beliefs, but when the enemy is rallied together regardless of principle, it’s kinda silly not to come together in some kinda loose group. It just sucks that the right can get far right candidates elected on the national stage and the best we can put up against them are a handful of progressives and an old guy (bless his heart) that calls himself a demsoc. We gotta step our game up.

Posted 1 year ago with 16058 notes

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Somebody better sound the lunk alarm, planet fitness be under siege

Posted 1 year ago with 19844 notes

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

Spain, 1492: We are banning all Jews from Castile and Aragon

Sultan Beyzid II: Let me get this straight, you’re banning a large population of your empires financiers, lawyers, and doctors? You dumb motherfuckers give them to me. I’m sending the navy to pick them up.

“those who say that Ferdinand and Isabella are wise are indeed fools; for he gives me, his enemy, his national treasure, the Jews.”

Ever been so racist you just hand your major political enemy a huge chunk of your legal/financial/medical system?

Posted 1 year ago with 67021 notes

jamesbitchjames:

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

Posted 1 year ago with 15006 notes

dwergaz:

If you use the word “yummy” around me, I might just…


  • Squeet & Snarl
  • Run around mad like rabid dog
  • Peel you
Posted 1 year ago with 10 notes

RIP Giles Corey, he would’ve loved Weighted Blankets.

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